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msrooneymara:

barackfuckingobama / zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

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kordova:

seerofbuttcheeks:

fucking zoo tycoon holy shit

suck it up orca 167

kordova:

seerofbuttcheeks:

fucking zoo tycoon holy shit

suck it up orca 167

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risallah:

i-o-u-a-fall:

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tunadeluna:

ninejuanjuan:

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nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

Remember when people cared about Kony?

Remember when people did the…

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niamordie:

whoran-hores:

its physically impossible for me to not reblog this

you can never ignore the triple thrust.

niamordie:

whoran-hores:

its physically impossible for me to not reblog this

you can never ignore the triple thrust.

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“Name a traffic sign that best describes your love life.”

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